My Slab of the Month

Feeling ambitious I went out to shovel snow yesterday...quickly, like 3 or 4 shovel loads, I realized shoveling with a small square dirt shovel was ridiculous..... my ambition flittered into the sky while my imagination started piling snow in one spot........yes, piling it right in the middle of the driveway....maybe it was my Mork and Mindy get up that started orbiting my mind into outerspace.....
......suddenly I saw a beautiful rooster fish, wait no it's a chum salmon, oh no, its actually a brown trout, a beautiful trout, sleek, wild adipose fin, monstrous trout....life-like....

.....well, I got a whitefish?....