Wednesday, April 29, 2009

DE-prived of Vitamin "S": Single men and the Spey Clave

Watch out fer single men at the Spey Clave ladies!

Be careful of those men folk tryin' to get you to drink Basil Hayden's and smoke C-gars!

Yeah I know whut yer' thinkin', just say "shut-up, dummy". If you like it then ya shoulda put a ring on it. I'll show you this spey rod if you show me a weddin' band. Does a barnyard shuvel fit those man hands o' yours? Idle hands are the devil's playground so stop lookin at me and get fishin'.

-Loretta Rose Wylie

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