Sheena this, Sheena that

Dear y'all,

It seems as if laife in Oregon has stopped to a screechin' halt since Sheena has been goane. I hear all thase whinin' yellow-bellied, belly-achin' people sayin' they can't do this er that without Sheena. Their liake,

"Oh Sheena won't be at the spey clave"
"Oh I wish Sheena was here"
"I can't start my lawn mower, I just don't have the strength raight now"
"Oh let's do that when Sheena gets back"
"I am givn' up smokin until I see that pretty face again"
"I can't even finish this natural ice beer I miss her so much"
"It ain't tha same. Loretta, it ain't the same"

That's it I am drawin' the laine, no Sheena I am not abstainin' from smokin, drinkin, OR talkin' shit while you are goane.

PS. I miss yew.