This is what the fn happens when yew outfish yer dad on FATHERS DAY! And you win three dollars from yer daddy for playin' buck buck buck. Which is a buck for the most fish, biggest fish and first catch.
The next weekend after that, you go out to Goose Lake on yer pontoon boat (yeah he finally let me use it again, I am surprised I didn't have to pay any USER fees) and you fish the same exact gaddamm fly (duble renegade fer al yall that like DETAILS) while you are in yer pontoon boat, RAIGHT next to yer daddy and he outfishes you 12-GOOSE EGG. And may I mention all Brook trout! WTF! FML!
Yes you get zero, and yer daddy gets 12. And then at dinner when he's drinking beer, he says "HEY I THINK I NEED TO WARSH MY HANDS, THEY SMEALL FISHY!". And then you get your whinin' ass up to bed an' the next mornin' YOU WAKE UP WITH A SWOLLEN PUFFY EYE! Because the fishin gods put a curse on you when you outfished yer daddy on FATHERS DAY and they sent a bug to come bite your sweet little eye-lid so the next mornin' you looked like you been punched IN THE FACE.
Trew story.
The End.
4 comments:
Moral of the story, Never,ever out fish you dad on his one day a year.
Great read.
Tight lines
funny story... you should tell your dad "it's genetic effect" when you outfish him... it's win-win situation : )
Loretta you are crazy.
Don't like all the pseudo curse words
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